"A question that sometimes drives me hazy: Am I, or the others, crazy?" - Albert Einstein

"Nothing is more difficult, and therefore more precious, than to be able to decide." - Napoleon Bonaparte

"The purpose of our lives is to be happy." - Dalai Lama

"Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music." - George Carlin

"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made." - Groucho Marx

"Freedom (n.): To ask nothing. To expect nothing. To depend on nothing." - Ayn Rand

"Advertising is legalized lying." - H.G. Wells

"Your visions will become clear only when you can look into your own heart. Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes." - Carl Jung

"There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies. My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness." - Dalai Lama

"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try." - Homer Simpson

"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything." - Mark Twain

"Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work." - Aristotle

"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society." - Jiddu Krishnamurti

One of my favorites. It's a long story. It's about ignorance, egos, consumption party, economic system etc. Maybe some other time.